Honorable Oscar Mention...

Best Accessory....

Sasha Baron Cohen takes top prize!

Can't go wrong with the remains of a dictator!

Sacha Baron Cohen in John Galliano

And remember kids Sharing is Caring!
 That's why Cohen let Ryan Seacrest have the Best Accessory too!

Ryan Seacrest in Kim Jong Il (LOL)


Considered yourself schooled on Oscar Fashions...
The Good The Bad and The Cremated!

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84th Academy Awards Epic Fails!

 If you don't have anything nice to say... COME SIT NEXT TO ME!

This year at the Oscars some Rocked It and others Wrecked it! Nothing's better than a HOT Mess!

So Let's Get Ruthless!

Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace

Girl looked like a toothpick wrapped in a black velvet parachute – and with her leg sticking out like that (in every picture mind you) it looked as if she was showing off her new prosthetic leg. 

Time for a better pose Sweetheart!

Gwyneth Paltrow in Tom Ford

I guess even Tom Ford *ucks Up... she is wearing an CAPE... A CAPE! Do I really need to say

anything else??

              Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji 

   

I wish her dress had been as cute and as endearing as her acceptance speech... but it was not.

What is with old lady sequin – It doesn't look classic it looks like it smells like mothballs and listerine... OLD OLD OLD!  

Oh & FYI Short sleeves are for T-Shirts only NOT OSCAR GOWNS!

Shailene Woodley in Valentino Couture

Was this newcomer's goal to look as frumpy and as matronly as possible? 

Betty White called... she wants her dress back!

Jessica Chastain in Alexander McQueen

Jessica Chastain actually stole my bedding and made a dress out of it.. and if you don't believe me here is a thumbnail of my covers... 

URGH so ugly it make my face hurt! 

The dress not my bedding... My Bedding is Ab Fab!

Melissa McCarthy in Marina Rinaldi 

While Jessica Chastain wore bedding McCarthy decided to wear curtains... She looks like the St. Pauli Girl got swallowed by pink chiffon drapes!

Natalie Portman in Christian Dior Haute Couture

Is this a Hot Topic Prom Dress? Polka Dots?? To the Academy Awards… Seriously? Emo Haute Couture?

Remember Fashion Is Brutal Ladies!

Godspeed!

Oscar Fashions... Best Dressed!

For Me These Ladies Won It Hands Down...

Let us begin with Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad.

 Let me tell ya J-Lo was back in her fighting form last night! I mean @ her old Puff-Daddy Days but without the police charges and short one back-up dancer boy toy... Oh wait she has a new one! Damn girl looks good!

Moving on... I know I'll get a lot of heat for this one - But Emma Stone (in Giambattista Valli Couture) looked fantastic! 

Many said her dress was reminicest of the Balenciaga gown worn by Nicole Kidman to the 2007 Oscar (Click Here To See Side By Side).... Ummm ok that was 5 years ago and if we are going to play the "don't they look alike" game let us not forget that Nicole Kidman now doesn't look like the Nicole Kidman of 2007. The difference you ask? Kidman's face is now entirely made of industrial strength silicone and ground up hockey sticks and that's a fact! So Emma you rocked it red head!

Next... Rose Byrne wearing Vivienne Westwood... WOW! 

The dress was midnight blue (but photographed black) with a complete open back... hair in a forever stylish bob.... plus she has an australian accent so you can't go wrong! (Insert typical Australian Phrase Here)

But the reigning queen of the evening was Bingbing Li... 

Bingbing Li in Georges Chakra Couture

"China's Leading Lady"stole the night. Amazing dress, Classic hair, clean makeup, stunning earrings and a pop of color in the form of red nail polish... Oh yeah the $400,000 clutch by Lana Marks featuring 40 carats of white diamonds also helped... just a little - I didn't want to say it but I actually her borrow mine!

So Bingbing.... you looking Bang Banging (I know... i just couldn't help myself!

But what's better than the best dressed at the academy awards? The worst dressed @ the academy awards.... Coming to ya' shortly!

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