If you don't have anything nice to say... COME SIT NEXT TO ME!
This year at the Oscars some Rocked It and others Wrecked it! Nothing's better than a HOT Mess!
So Let's Get Ruthless!
Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace
Girl looked like a toothpick wrapped in a black velvet parachute – and with her leg sticking out like that (in every picture mind you) it looked as if she was showing off her new prosthetic leg.
Time for a better pose Sweetheart!
Gwyneth Paltrow in Tom Ford
I guess even Tom Ford *ucks Up... she is wearing an CAPE... A CAPE! Do I really need to say
I wish her dress had been as cute and as endearing as her acceptance speech... but it was not.
What is with old lady sequin – It doesn't look classic it looks like it smells like mothballs and listerine... OLD OLD OLD!
Oh & FYI Short sleeves are for T-Shirts only NOT OSCAR GOWNS!
Shailene Woodley in Valentino Couture
Was this newcomer's goal to look as frumpy and as matronly as possible?
Betty White called... she wants her dress back!
Jessica Chastain in Alexander McQueen
Jessica Chastain actually stole my bedding and made a dress out of it.. and if you don't believe me here is a thumbnail of my covers...
URGH so ugly it make my face hurt!
The dress not my bedding... My Bedding is Ab Fab!
Melissa McCarthy in Marina Rinaldi
While Jessica Chastain wore bedding McCarthy decided to wear curtains... She looks like the St. Pauli Girl got swallowed by pink chiffon drapes!
Natalie Portman in Christian Dior Haute Couture
Is this a Hot Topic Prom Dress? Polka Dots?? To the Academy Awards… Seriously? Emo Haute Couture?
Remember Fashion Is Brutal Ladies!